12 year olds talking about getting “so drunk”.
Dude weren’t you a fetus like… yesterday?
They should invent
A treadmill
with a laptop built in
and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work
Like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides
I would lose so much weight!
And like if you wanted to download something you had to run
and the faster you ran, the faster it downloaded
